10 Titles For Books I Will Talk About Writing But Will Never Write

1. Everything That Happened In My Life (So Far) Could Have Been Predicted By A Quantum Computer

2. Sleep Deprivation for Fun and Profit

3. Mario is Jesus - A Spiritual Journey Through the Worlds of the Super Mario Brothers

4. Destroy All Art (Before You Begin)

5. Everything is Dead. Long Live Everything.

6. Ignorance is Not An Admissible

7. Creativity is Ridiculous

8. How I Quit My Job In Advertising to Sell This Book

9. Black Plastic Lightning

10. Asterisk*